Oh the Marvels of Life

homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:31:20 -0400

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

condorn: Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:29 -0400

condorn:

Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium

harryedward: i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:28:21 -0400

harryedward:

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:27:49 -0400

jesuschristvevo: being hotter than me is selfish and rude

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:01:05 -0400

jesuschristvevo:

being hotter than me is selfish and rude

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Thu, 23 May 2013 06:25:27 -0400

bennyslegs: unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:56 -0400

bennyslegs:

unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:40 -0400

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sherloquent:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

“Hallelujah”

“HALLELUJAH”

swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:32:29 -0400

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

ezioauditoress: im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this justa quick selfie 4 i gotta...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:30:10 -0400

ezioauditoress:

im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this

justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino

englishmicroshorts: demuure: childrapist666: Try to take my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:29:55 -0400

englishmicroshorts:

demuure:

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

im crying

the strider mating ritual

Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:15:19 -0400

Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: dreamto-fly: I JUST SPAT ALL OVER...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:20:20 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dreamto-fly:

I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD

NO ONE IS THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS LIKE GASTON

spaceyfrancophile: God bless Adventure Time

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:20:05 -0400

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

grargll: light rain (◡‿◡✿) heavy rain (◕‿◕✿) thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:53:16 -0400

grargll:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

girl-who-stole-the-madman-s-box: too-much-fandom: ambassadorofu...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:57:30 -0400

girl-who-stole-the-madman-s-box:

too-much-fandom:

ambassadorofunicorns:

mirificentia:

gifovea:

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels

by Craig Welsh (1996)

I find this weirdly fascinating

Correction: were

yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY

Some people believe that our shoulder blades were where our wings were attached so really, we could all just be angels that had fallen and we simply don’t remember.

chibiteacup: whereallthesoulsarelying: SO CUTE MARMFJFMSKD Oh...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:56:55 -0400

chibiteacup:

whereallthesoulsarelying:

SO CUTE MARMFJFMSKD

Oh Steve WHY YOU SO CUTE

jaclcfrost: egggcorn: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:54:54 -0400

jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”

"I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them in words."

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:36:19 -0400

“I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them in words.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via 74k)

commanderballsshepard:

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:32:40 -0400

commanderballsshepard: